Caught my chameleon acting bizarre

Feed him some earth worm. Guess it didn't sit too well in his stomach haha. He looks very STONED.



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~ Random Blogger

Useless Ninja

This video is actually pretty cool, but this dude picked a really interesting profession. There is a full on “Holy Shit” moment when he breaks out the dice at around the 2:00 mark. There is also a lowlight when he breaks out the toilet paper juggling. I’m pretty sure of two things...

1. He has hit himself in the head more than once with that stick.

2. If he can do the Frisbee trick with a ninja star, he can kill you without you even knowing





~ Random Blogger

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How to identify a closet SLUT!!!

I’ve never had the urge to go to shoot my own turkey, and I didn’t know you needed a turkey caller to get the job done.  Apparently, not many people are aware of how to use turkey callers and live TV is not where you want to be when you try to figure it out.



First of all, the guy who did it properly was a little too “Shake weight” for me.  That would have been questionable on its own, but ol girl took it to another level.  Now that chick knew that did not need to go into her mouth.  That two handed grip and hand positioning was phenomenal though. Blame it on the muscle memory or it's just a force of habit. Now everyday can be a turkey day.

~ Random Blogger

Si se puedes! More like No Se Puedes: Pacquaio vs Margarito thoughts, complaint, ranting, and whatever. Just read my blog

Manny Pacquaio keeps on handling his business, taking all of the fights no one really wants to see.  First he beat up Josh Clottey, in a fight that no one gave a damn about, and Saturday night he whooped the hell out of Antonio Margarito. Here's a recap

That's the rated G Image and now for the gruesome images.

Wait for it.........

 

I love comparing the pre-fight talk about Manny Pacquaio to the post fight interviews.  Pre-fight, Margarito was talking a lot of junk.  He was the bigger man, he was bringing Mexican pride into the ring, he had a crazy height advantage, a huge reach advantage and was the way bigger man bringing 17 extra pounds into the ring. But none of that mattered, especially when you can’t really hit the guy in the ring with you.  Pacquaio made him look bad, really bad.

Margarito had one thing going for him. He knew at the beginning of this fight he was not going down and was not going to quit.  Unfortunately, it might have just cost him the rest of his career.  Everyone saw Margarito’s face blow up, but now we know he also ended up with a fractured orbital bone, and he really couldn’t see out of either eye by the end of the fight. The pandejo who has too much pride is expected to undergo surgery Tuesday to repair a fractured eye socket

Seen here rushing to the hospital after the fight.


Karma is a Bitch!


Even Manny was trying to get the ref to shut it down. You know you are whoopin ass when you are the one asking the ref to let you stop whooping ass…I mean you’re in a fight.  Your job is to whoop ass.  The really crazy thing is that boxing has very specific and narrow weight classes for a reason.  There is a huge advantage based on weight.  Manny just won a 154 pound belt against a guy who weighed 165 in the unofficial weigh in by weighing in at 144 at the weigh in and putting on another 4 pounds before the fight.  Margarito just got his ass kicked by a 5’6″ 144 pound dude.  I know there are rules and this is a sport, but a 5’11″ dude who probably walks around at 175 or so and is a professional fighter shouldn’t get beat up by a guy that size.

I guess Margarito isn’t such a badass without the bricks in his hands.

I wonder how many of his wins came because of the plaster of paris wraps instead of the actual skill. Was he a cheater his whole career, or just when he thought he was slowing down.  The technique was brilliant, plaster that hardens as you sweat?  In boxing, that pretty much raises a sport to assault with a deadly weapon.  That is what keeps boxing the dirtiest sport out there.  They find all kinds of new ways to cheat all the time.  Drugging the opposition, weights in the wraps, loaded gloves, roids.  Anything goes.  I’m calling for another retirement tonight.  Margarito has hopefully figured out that taking a good asswhoopin doesn’t make you a man.  Margarito might have just ended his career by fighting with one eye on Saturday.

But now back to the real question.  Is Money Mayweather gonna stop hitting late night McDonalds with 50 Cent long enough to take the last important fight ever?

It seems like Pacquaio is game, Money Mayweather knows he can take a punch after that Sugar Shane fight, so let’s just go ahead and make this happen.

Let’s agree on the blood tests, the hype is at a fever pitch and there is no other fight anyone cares about anymore.  I know Floyd Mayweather is a cocky bastard,

but you have got to believe he’s paid attention to the fact that everyone who has decided to get in the ring with Manny finds out that the little man is packing a lot more heat than they thought he did.  He can’t think he’s the only one who knows how to deal with PacMan.  The best part about this fight is that in boxing, speed leaves all at once.  I know Floyd knows how to hide, and he looks like one of the fastest ever, but someone in that ring is going to look slow.  This fight means that someone is going to go Roy Jones Jr. and catch an asswhoopin in this one.  These guys need to man up and make it happen. It is the only fight that matters, all the rest of this is just window dressing.  Someone name another boxer you care about…exactly.

~ Random Blogger

That is some Fcuk up sh!t you are wearing! That's What It Is

I consider myself to be a fashionable guy. But sometimes it just goes too far.  Thom Browne is famous for going too far.  He was the dude the makes people rock the highwater pants with the tight jackets.  I don’t want to say that Gilt Groupe tries to pawn off B.S. on people, but Thom Browne has gone too damn far.  You’ve got to peep this stuff. Let’s talk with the basic gear.

can barely sort this one out.  I mean I don’t know where you rock the full plaid outfit, but let me start to break this down.  First of all the shirt plaid and the pants plaid doesn’t match.  Second, the guy have the Prince blousey cuffs going?  There is also a bowtie hidden somewhere in this picture, if you can find it in a

Highlight magazine. Let’s call this one, “whoop my ass, please”

Where is a grown man going to wear that outfit?  Unless you are a 4 year old on your way to get your picture taken on Easter, and you have a mother that hates you, you shouldn’t have on this outfit.  You know what, I don’t even think you would get your ass whooped in that outfit, people especailly hetero homophobic mens would just be scared to get too close.  You don’t want to make contact with a man showing that much thigh.

That’s right, full on calf length man skirt.  With socks.  This it that straight up 1950′s librarian woredrobe here.  What is this supposed to achieve?  What kind of meeting would you rock this outfit to?  A “please fire me” meeting?  A “I really don’t want this job” meeting?  How about “I’m not fit to serve on this jury”?  Or, “Mom, Dad, I’ve got something to tell you.”

There is only one place you can wear this where it wouldn’t be ridiculous.  That place is the 1950′s.  And they still would have wanted you to wear some socks. 

I know what you are thinking.  This looks bad.  Light green on top, pink on the bottom and some hot yellow in the middle, but wait it gets worse.  Check the back.

Where on earth would you wear that to? Then there is this.

The model looks like he scared himself.  Even Morpheus thinks that jacket looks ridiculous.

Speechless right Morpheus?

I promise that if I ever see any of you wearing anything resembling any of this gear, I will walk right up to you and let you know that you look like an asshole.  it is the least I can do.

~ Random Blogger

Give Me Some Chon Chon Pussy Cat

It's hilarious how broken the human mind is. Here we have a video of animal rape. But it's cute and funny. If it were humans involved instead of cats and dogs it would be international theatre. We're just so weird aren't we?



This type of stuff is like prison sex, cause let's face it, cats and dogs are like prisoners in a house hold and they'll do one another cause there's no other option!



~ Random Blogger