America! Fuck Yeah!

Found out about the news sometime in mid December. Never finish my ranting blog until now. Not really a true soccer fan but I will watch the world cup here and there to catch some USA action because I am a true homer. That's what make USA great right? Fuck yeah! Homerism USA!

We want to be the best in everything. Unfortunately, soccer is not one of them and to rubbed salt on the wounds of thousands of usa soccer fans and when i said a thousand. I meant 1,000 because there's not really large fan base. We lost the bid to host it.

Everytime Soccer tries to make some strides in America, something comes along that just doesn’t make any sense. We had one hot game in the World Cup earlier last year and got some attention for the US Soccer team, then we promptly got beat and bounced from the tourney. Then we had a major bid for the games in 2022…and we lost. To Qatar. Other than being a great play in Scrabble if you don’t have any U’s, Qatar is as random as it gets. First, I don’t care how smart you are, I know none of you know where the hell Qatar is. Hell after this map, you still might not know where it is, but here it is.

Qatar is literally a minuscule nipple off Saudi Arabia in the Persian Gulf.  It is smaller than the state of Connecticut, and I’m pretty sure more people showed up for Obama’s Inauguration than live in the Country of Qatar. What the hell was FIFA thinking here?

The money must really be flowing over there.  Qatar won the big for 2022 by building a stadium that looks like a giant shell, a stadium that has skin wrapped around the outside that will act as a giant television, and one that looks like a giant boat.  Which sounds crazy, but kinda looks like it might fit in based on what the place currently looks like.

They should just build a tea cup too.  Does anyone have any confidence this little country will be able to build all of this in the 12 years necessary?  You know they aren’t really looking to hire a lot of people for this, it will either be build or leave.  Everyone in Qatar is about to be in the construction business.  Oh, and there won’t be many Jews attending the game as it is law in Qatar that no citizen of Isreal is allowed in the country.
What is the threat level going to be during these games?  How are they going to guarantee safety in a country within a missile attack of being wiped off the map?  Brilliant move.  I guess America can try again in for the 2026 games.  Next time we will bring out all the stops and make sure Morgan Freeman doesn’t mess up the speech this time.



Of course, when a decision like this is made, everyone suspects foul play. They think it was all a bribe. They believe there was money flying around. Well Money does talks and Bull shit walks.

Oh, and before I go, I got a new ride, peep it.

 
What? Everyone doesn’t have gold plated Ferraris?

~ Random Blogger

Tetris car accident?!?

High performance 4X4s; low performance drivers. Fortunately the video will help the judge determine charges for each idiot! And I thought people in Colorado knew how to drive in the snow!

Caught my chameleon acting bizarre

Feed him some earth worm. Guess it didn't sit too well in his stomach haha. He looks very STONED.



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~ Random Blogger

Useless Ninja

This video is actually pretty cool, but this dude picked a really interesting profession. There is a full on “Holy Shit” moment when he breaks out the dice at around the 2:00 mark. There is also a lowlight when he breaks out the toilet paper juggling. I’m pretty sure of two things...

1. He has hit himself in the head more than once with that stick.

2. If he can do the Frisbee trick with a ninja star, he can kill you without you even knowing





~ Random Blogger

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I’ve never had the urge to go to shoot my own turkey, and I didn’t know you needed a turkey caller to get the job done.  Apparently, not many people are aware of how to use turkey callers and live TV is not where you want to be when you try to figure it out.



First of all, the guy who did it properly was a little too “Shake weight” for me.  That would have been questionable on its own, but ol girl took it to another level.  Now that chick knew that did not need to go into her mouth.  That two handed grip and hand positioning was phenomenal though. Blame it on the muscle memory or it's just a force of habit. Now everyday can be a turkey day.

~ Random Blogger

Si se puedes! More like No Se Puedes: Pacquaio vs Margarito thoughts, complaint, ranting, and whatever. Just read my blog

Manny Pacquaio keeps on handling his business, taking all of the fights no one really wants to see.  First he beat up Josh Clottey, in a fight that no one gave a damn about, and Saturday night he whooped the hell out of Antonio Margarito. Here's a recap

That's the rated G Image and now for the gruesome images.

Wait for it.........

 

I love comparing the pre-fight talk about Manny Pacquaio to the post fight interviews.  Pre-fight, Margarito was talking a lot of junk.  He was the bigger man, he was bringing Mexican pride into the ring, he had a crazy height advantage, a huge reach advantage and was the way bigger man bringing 17 extra pounds into the ring. But none of that mattered, especially when you can’t really hit the guy in the ring with you.  Pacquaio made him look bad, really bad.

Margarito had one thing going for him. He knew at the beginning of this fight he was not going down and was not going to quit.  Unfortunately, it might have just cost him the rest of his career.  Everyone saw Margarito’s face blow up, but now we know he also ended up with a fractured orbital bone, and he really couldn’t see out of either eye by the end of the fight. The pandejo who has too much pride is expected to undergo surgery Tuesday to repair a fractured eye socket

Seen here rushing to the hospital after the fight.


Karma is a Bitch!


Even Manny was trying to get the ref to shut it down. You know you are whoopin ass when you are the one asking the ref to let you stop whooping ass…I mean you’re in a fight.  Your job is to whoop ass.  The really crazy thing is that boxing has very specific and narrow weight classes for a reason.  There is a huge advantage based on weight.  Manny just won a 154 pound belt against a guy who weighed 165 in the unofficial weigh in by weighing in at 144 at the weigh in and putting on another 4 pounds before the fight.  Margarito just got his ass kicked by a 5’6″ 144 pound dude.  I know there are rules and this is a sport, but a 5’11″ dude who probably walks around at 175 or so and is a professional fighter shouldn’t get beat up by a guy that size.

I guess Margarito isn’t such a badass without the bricks in his hands.

I wonder how many of his wins came because of the plaster of paris wraps instead of the actual skill. Was he a cheater his whole career, or just when he thought he was slowing down.  The technique was brilliant, plaster that hardens as you sweat?  In boxing, that pretty much raises a sport to assault with a deadly weapon.  That is what keeps boxing the dirtiest sport out there.  They find all kinds of new ways to cheat all the time.  Drugging the opposition, weights in the wraps, loaded gloves, roids.  Anything goes.  I’m calling for another retirement tonight.  Margarito has hopefully figured out that taking a good asswhoopin doesn’t make you a man.  Margarito might have just ended his career by fighting with one eye on Saturday.

But now back to the real question.  Is Money Mayweather gonna stop hitting late night McDonalds with 50 Cent long enough to take the last important fight ever?

It seems like Pacquaio is game, Money Mayweather knows he can take a punch after that Sugar Shane fight, so let’s just go ahead and make this happen.

Let’s agree on the blood tests, the hype is at a fever pitch and there is no other fight anyone cares about anymore.  I know Floyd Mayweather is a cocky bastard,

but you have got to believe he’s paid attention to the fact that everyone who has decided to get in the ring with Manny finds out that the little man is packing a lot more heat than they thought he did.  He can’t think he’s the only one who knows how to deal with PacMan.  The best part about this fight is that in boxing, speed leaves all at once.  I know Floyd knows how to hide, and he looks like one of the fastest ever, but someone in that ring is going to look slow.  This fight means that someone is going to go Roy Jones Jr. and catch an asswhoopin in this one.  These guys need to man up and make it happen. It is the only fight that matters, all the rest of this is just window dressing.  Someone name another boxer you care about…exactly.

~ Random Blogger