Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg is the youngest billionaire on the planet. He was also Time’s Person of the Year for 2010 and is a real life Revenge of the Nerds story.
The unauthorized Oscar nominated movie about the creation of Facebook made him more famous than he already was, it even landed him a spot on Saturday Night Live.
Now see, that looks like the random ramblings of a desperate man, but we know his shit just caught up by Google translate. Pradeep saw the Social Network and knows the early versions of Facebook were all about hooking up with the ladies. He jumped on Facebook and is doing the Facebook version of drunk dialing on his account, he’s poking girls he doesn’t know, he hit the “like” button three times when some chick said “I am feeling “. Dude just doesn’t have his game tight and wanted to get the man who can do anything on Facebook to help him out. A shot at the ladies can make you do some crazy things.
Unfortunately for him, Zuckerberg wasn’t feeling it. So he hit him with a restraining order, or in Facebook terms:
Or in case Pradeep didn’t get the message the first time, Mark also hit the REALLY dislike button.
The funny thing is, Mark created the worlds largest stalking platform. Do you know how many cyberstalkers and obsessive people were created once it was possible to flip through every though, interest, photo and friend a person has? Before the privacy settings were tightened up it was the wild, wild west out there. Now that he’s getting stalked, he’s getting all nervous about it. Hey Mark, dude snuck up behind you!